Total Medals Earned: 383 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,020 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
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Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 9/30 (75/500 points)
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Rid a tree house of slimes
Obtain the wooden bat
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Increase Max HP to 40
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Give Albert the Bad News
Defeat the Mercenary General
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Start your adventure
Catch a Bidoof
Use Dexter to research a Pokemon
Reach Level 5
As Meowth, KO a Pokemon owned by Ash
Explore every area in the Campo Region
Catch a Pokemon from a pond
Deal 4x super effective damage to a wild Pokemon
Add Racecar the Girafarig to your team
Reach Level 10
Defeat Yanmega in Mantis Forest
Travel over 10,000 metres
Defeat Qwilfish in Periwinkle Pond
Defeat Cacturne in Midnight Graveyard
Catch a pseudo-legendary Pokemon
Defeat Stunky in Fandango Fields
Defeat Dugtrio in Cordovan Cave
KO 100 wild Pokemon
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 8/12 (210/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Medals Earned: 4/5 (40/140 points)
Discover strange wild life
Discover uniformity!
Collect 123 coins !
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (235/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 9/11 (290/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
I hope you chose the money.